Public Service Announcement

Don't be like Alexia, kids. Don't stay up until 1 am reading old love letters and capping it off with notes from your dead mother. You have to get up in the morning, kids. That kind of nonsense just leads to the excessive thinking, the tossing and the turning. Then you end up having realistic dreams after your alarm has gone off about being in college and having missed every anthropology, math and gym class so far this semester. The dreams will be so realistic, you'll think you've gotten into the shower already, but you'll actually be curled up in duvet-meatball at 7:52 am. This is not a good way to start the day, kids! Just say no!