Tuesday, March 04, 2003

More Proof of Epidemic Moron Behavior

When we are dumbing down child car-seat installation instructions to a fifth-grade reading level, we've got to admit that something's wrong. Seriously, if you can't read above a fifth-grade level, what the hell are you doing with an infant? Sure, some people may say that it's not reading skill that makes good parents, but it is a lack of reading skill causing parents to improperly install safety devices, so to me, it's relevant. Because we live in an age where the written word is everywhere, and generally used to convey warnings and directions, I think people who are charged with the care of an infant human, helpless little larva that it is, should know how to freaking read. Hey, I never claimed to be politically correct, especially when it comes to people who think they have the right to breed without consulting their betters. Ha ha! Just kidding. That did crack me up, though.

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