If It's Not Scottish, It's Crap!

After spending the larger part of two days with the people from AncestralScotland.com, I started thinking with a Scottish accent. It was frightening. At least it never came out of my mouth. That would have been embarrassing. At one point I asked about an open bottle of whisky and it came out pronounced american-style, but it had that Scottish cadence. It's hard not to fall into it. Also, Scottish accents make even homely men attractive. It's weird. I'll tell you what, though, I found out I wouldn't kick Hamish Clark out of bed for eating crackers. Cute!

Oh, shut up. I never claimed to be a classical philosopher.