Don't Make Me Laugh

"Bishop David Hamblin said despite anything that may have happened during the ordeal, [Elizabeth Smart] is 'pure before the Lord. People who are in the control of others are not accountable.'"

Oh, I didn't know she was kidnapped by Svengali! I guess rich little white girls have to be brainwashed in order to run away and become child brides. I totally don't buy the armed kidnapping story anymore. And now they want to play the Stockholm Syndrome card? Give me a break.

"'As a doctor, it's amazing to me that you can become so brainwashed that you identify with your captor,' [grandfather] Charles Smart said."

Too amazing to be true, you might say.