Live, From New York, It's a Real Saturday Night!

I was just thinking, I'm so glad I've only seen like, two episodes of Saturday Night Live in the past two years. If I spent enough Saturday nights at home to actually know the names of the cast members, I'd just give it up, get a cat and take up needlepoint. I don't pay $900 a month in rent to sit around in my apartment, if you know what I mean, and I think you do.