I Can't Breathe

I can't breathe because of the infection in my lungs. I can't breathe because people keep trying to take away my alone time. I can't breathe because the air is so cold it freezes my sinuses. I can't breathe because I'm being converged upon by earnest suitors. I can't breathe because my e-mail is choked with spam and party announcements and my phone won't stop ringing.

I just want to run away from it all. No wonder the bears hibernate in the winter.