Beam Me Up, Rael

Dude, that's no clone. If it were really a clone, they'd freely offer up the DNA tests. These people think the mothership is on its way. Do we really believe they're cloning people? It's probably not even a baby. Some Dutch lesbian (not in Holland) is running around clutching a package of Quaker Oats to her bosom, convinced the aliens will make it a real baby. These folks are coo-coo for Cocoa Puffs, you know? Oh! Yes, I have an exception for my opposition to cloning legislation. As in my proposed parent licensing, cloning can only be performed by people who have taken an extensive psychological exam to prove they aren't nut-jobs who believe aliens inhabited Earth.