Sometimes It Snows in April

Sometimes I feel so bad. Especially when the weatherman says "six to nine inches of snow in the city!" I protest. This is just unacceptable. However, it is excellent hangover weather. At least I have that.

Today's advice: If you can't remember what song you just finished singing, into a microphone, in front of a bar full of people, you should stop drinking. For real, now.

That advice is in no way based on personal experience.