El Dia de la Tierra

Happy Earth Day! Let's celebrate by digging for oil in the Alaskan Wildlife Refuge! Then we can drive our 10 mile per gallon SUVs out to the river and dump some hazardous waste! After that we can have delicious meal at McDonald's, dining on cows raised in what used to be the South American rainforest! Too bad they stopped using styrofoam, but the excessive paper use in the tray liners will make up for that. Just for kicks we can inappropriately dispose of some air conditioners and refrigerators, because the ozone layer hole has been all but forgotten! The best part will be the benefit concert where the tonnage of unrecycled litter will outweigh the amount of funds raised to "raise awareness." At the end of the day, we can all go home to our individually heated homes and throw our plastic bottles and glass jars straight into the trash, without a care in the world.

Now, let's go club a baby seal!