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Another reason McDonald's fries are the best: They use this super fine salt that sticks to the fries like glitter on spray glue. Hmm, not the most appetizing comparison, but you know what I mean. I've taken to scamming extra packets of the salt for my non-McDonald's fry encounters. You should, too. I guarantee it will improve your quality of life. Unless you have high blood pressure.