Headline O' The Day

"Vatican says gay priests unsuitable"

Other surprising headlines:

"Fish say fishing is environmentally unsound"

"President claims to be pro-Republican"

"Beauty contestant on diet"

"Rich, white people happy"

"Religious Right says no on gays, abortion"

"Lesbian group supports local women's center"

"Environmentalists say recycling is 'ok'"

"Ann Coulter recommends torture and death for known liberals"

"Paleontologists believe in evolution"

"Amish not major consumers of low-rise jeans"

"Experts: Bloggers self-involved, embittered hermits"