Thursday, September 26, 2002

Plus...

I forgot to mention that my favorite part of MDs was the patient who refused the heart transplant in favor of the certainty of living another day. Thank you! Organ transplants are not a miracle cure! Hey, even if it weren't for the risk of death during surgery, death from infection, death from tissue rejection, and all that crazy scarring, the very idea of having someone else's internal organ patched into my body creeeeeeeeps me out. Ew. I'll take my chances with death, please. Seriously. And I'm not giving up any of my organs to go in someone else, either. It's unnatural. Sorry family. Besides, you wouldn't want them anyway, with all the abuse I put them through.

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