Randomness

Sweaty hands and envelope stuffing don't mix.

Willpower is just a fancy word for denying yourself fun. As Cordy said, regarding tact, "I'll pass."

Other bloggers seem to post every little thing they see on the web, without much commentary. Some are all commentary, no links. I like healthy balance, myself.

That Crystal Stick deodorant really works. You still get a little sweaty, but no stink-o. One caveat: don't apply just after shaving your underarms -- Yipe!

I have nowhere to go dancing anymore. It's so sad. How can I claim to help people "get a life" when I have none of my own? Le sigh.