Cree-Pee

Maybe it's just me, but this is just weird. Nicolas Cage marries Lisa Marie Presley.

We all know Cage has an Elvis complex, right? He sings both "Love Me" and "Love Me Tender" in Wild at Heart, and he was in the film Honeymoon in Vegas, in which he dressed up as a Flying Elvis. His character in Snake Eyes... I mean, we all see it, right? So, he meets the King's daughter. They get married. I mean, she's been married to Michael Jackson, so that's very damaged goods right there. I can't figure out which one is sicker, the guy who marries the daughter of his idol or the girl who marries a guy who acts like her dad. It just gives me the heebie jeebies. Of course, maybe I'm the sick one for even thinking about it.