I Am Dilbert

What else can you say when you're obssessed with getting the right desk supplies to make the flow of work coming on and off your desk more efficient? I want and in/out box, folder desk-stands, bulletin board, stamps that say "FAXED" and "Rec'd 8/7/02." I need sticky labels for my manilla folders and clear plastic label holders for my hanging file folders. I want a fake flower arrangement to put in the vase outside my office.

I have two Rolodexes, but they aren't the right kind. I want my business cards, too. Why do I suddenly feel like the Veruca Salt of Office Depot?