Please, Internet, Help me DO IT ALL NIGHT!

It's not that I don't appreciate the efforts of internet spammers to inform me about low-cost Viagra and help me increase the size of my penis, but enough is enough! That's all the spam is these days. Viagra and penis enlargement! Penis enlargement and Viagra! I. Don't. Care. Leave me alone, spammers! I have no penis! I don't need your Viagra! I am a healthy, 29 year old WOMAN. Go away! Aaaaaargh!