Breakin' Up Is Hard To Do

Who would have thought that conjoined twins, separated by surgeons in an unnatural procedure that demonstrates man's hubris, would have suffered setbacks in their recoveries? I'm shocked, I really am. I figured that if Western medicine thought it was a good idea to deliver these freaks and then do risky, expensive surgery to give them "normal" lives, then it couldn't fail!

Oh, I know. You hate me. I'm evil and unfeeling. All I know is that when a cat delivers a kitten who isn't quite right, she smothers it with her body. But why not subvert nature? I know it's what all the cool kids are doing!

(I am aware of the irony that choosing to remain child-free is also a subversion of nature. But this is my blog, ya know.)