If This Is True, I Wanna Be a UN Delegate

At the end of an article on Greenpeace's clever "Most Wanted" deck of playing cards, this vision of Utopia revealed itself:

Greenpeace is also considering a nuclear-themed version of the party game Twister, Peden said. "It'll have 13 steps. We'd like to get all the delegates playing it."

Oh, if only.