Onion Shout Outs

Oh yeah, I'll take 'em as shout outs. First, they use the name Henke in a story, then they mention The University of Tennessee. The best thing about a good shout out is that I know people who read The Onion and know me will notice that. And you thought reading your favorite online newspaper was a safe space. Bwahahahaha! You'll never be free of me! I am omnipresent!