Those Crazy Celebrities!

The gossip is pretty interesting today. First, I was almost certain that Pete Townshend proclaimed in the 90s that he was a woman trapped inside a man's body. Didn't you hear that? Now he says that was all misunderstood and he's totally straight. Gah, how disappointing. He inned himself.

Speaking of things that are big and queer, if Vin Diesel and Nicole Kidman do a new movie version of "Guys and Dolls," I'm going to shoot myself. Or Vin Diesel. One or the other. I think he wants to be Skye Masterson rather than Nathan Detroit, though. Didn't Brando do it? Oh wait, was that a joke on the part of the columnist? Ah, funny.