'N Skunk?

There should be a clause in every new pop star's contract that says he may not speak to the press unless he consults with his agent before each answer. That moron Justin Timberlake isn't happy just offending our fashion sensibilities, now he's narcing on his famous friends. He told FHM magazine that Nelly smokes pot. Now, I could give a rat's ass if some working-the-hetero-to-hard rapper is smoking weed, but come on, you just don't talk about that kind of thing in a country where it's against the law. Also, the whole thing -- "Nelly loves cigars, but he don't smoke cigars, he smokes blunts. You know what I mean? He smokes blunts." -- sounds like Timberlake is just trying to build some kind of ghetto reputation. Hello? You are a marginally talented white boy who dances like a cheerleader/Chippendale's dancer. No street cred for you!