The Heartbreak of Remoras

Kids, don't be like me. Eat dinner before going to karaoke. Don't find closure with your ex-best friend in the middle of a crowded room. For goodness' sake, don't cry in public and then try to sing "Makin' Whoopee" by Dr. John. Actually, don't ever try to sing that song. Kids, be responsible, even if it's raining and you're mightily hungover and the previous night's episode of Buffy depressed you with it's not-so-goodness. I can't promise you'll be happy if you follow my advice, but you'll probably have a lot less to regret.