Happy Birthday, You Freak

Tom Robbins celebrates his birthday today. He may or may not be 67. Tom Robbins is one of my all-time favorite authors. I'm really looking forward to his new book, Villa Incognito. Look at this, when I write about Tom, I come off like a moron. Check out this brief excerpt:

It has been reported that Tanuki fell from the sky using his scrotum as a parachute.

That is not so ridiculous when we take into account the unusual size of Tanuki's scrotum.

Happy birthday, Tom. You rock and roll and take no prisoners.