Better Late Than Never

Oy, it's been a long time.

I'm sad that Tony Randall died. He was a shining example of an artist and patron of the arts. Plus, he had a hot young wife!

The Iraq prison abuse scandal just demonstrates why "military intelligence" is an oxymoron.

Some people deserve to be robbed.

I'm glad that it's now inappropriate to use metaphor and hyperbole in sports interviews. Maybe now we can get rid of the Redskins, battle cries at football games, and well, hockey.

Speaking of sports, if New York wins the 2012 Olympics, I'm moving.